The Real Apollo 11 Conspiracy [NSFW]

So all the news networks are loving today’s 40th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 lunar landing.  Of course, they can’t help themselves and must give some air time to the idiots who believe the whole thing was a hoax.  But what about the real cover-up? I mean, no one ever mentions the fact that all the audio recordings had to be re-recorded to cover up the initial, colorful (and totally understandable) exclamations the astronauts and mission control made.  Sure they were a little embarrassed, but they were just being real…